“- Eddie Sparks: What? We're short on time. Two minutes time. Well, Dixie do you have any ideas of what we can do in two minutes?
- Dixie Leonard: Not unless your part rabbit.”
James Caan - Eddie Sparks
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard

“- Derek Zoolander: You mean, you haven't...
- Matilda Jeffries: Done it in a while, yeh.
- Hansel: Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Christine Taylor - Matilda Jeffries
Owen Wilson - Hansel

“- Darrell: Don't mind us. We're just having sex.
- Evangeline 'Eva' Dandrige: Oh so I should come back in, what, two minutes?”
Dartanyan Edmonds - Darrell
Gabrielle Union - Evangeline 'Eva' Dandrige

“Both men and women want to have sex. It's natural, except we're on different timetables. Women want to have sex fifteen minutes after us. So if you hold out for twenty, she'll be chasing you for five.”
Donal Logue - Dex

“You spent the whole fucking afternoon with him, or should I say, you spent the whole afternoon fucking him.”

Kevin Kline - Nathan