“- J.J. McClure: I need a girl. - Victor Prinzim: Yeah, me too. - J.J. McClure: You? - Victor Prinzim: Sure. Hey, J.J., I'm not a eunuch, you know. - J.J. McClure: Of course you're not a eunuch. Don't put yourself down like that. You have a striking resemblance to a eunuch but... just kidding.”
Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure
Dom DeLuise - Victor Prinzim
“Okay, once upon a time, there was a very strange little girl named Monica. Her face was very, very white and her clothes were very, very black. Now Monica was so weird that none of the other little girls would play with her, so she made her diary her constantcompanion.”
Tori Spelling - Stacy Lockwood
“I don't want to be the guy who's with the girl because he needs her, I want to be the guy who's with the girl because he wants her.”
Macaulay Culkin - Roland
“- Lucas: Dragonfly Nymph. You ever see one? - Rina: Oh, it's ugly. Glad it's not bigger than me. - Lucas: It turns into something very beautiful, Rina. - Rina: Is that possible? - Lucas: Yeah, can you imagine that? Turning from something ugly into something beautiful.”
Corey Haim - Lucas
Winona Ryder - Rina
