“- Dana: I knew this one girl and I swear, she did it on a rollercoaster. Hey Ferris, where's the weirdest place you ever did it?
- Ferris: None of your business.”
Alexa Kenin - Dana
Tatum O'Neal - Ferris

“- Angel: When did you lose your virginity? I just want to know.
- Ms. Bright: Why? Now why do you want to know that? Curiosity? I know I must have been at least nineteen.
- Angel: Nineteen?
- Ms. Bright: It was nothing. Still is nothing.”
Kristy McNichol - Angel
Margaret Blye - Ms. Bright

“- Benny: Have... have you ever gone all the way with a girl?
- Jack: No. Not quite.
- Benny: Would you like to?
- Jack: Now?
- Benny: No. It wasn't an invitation, just a request for information.”
Minnie Driver - Benny
Chris O'Donnell - Jack

“- Mr. George Wilson: How come you ask so many questions?
- Dennis Mitchell: I've only been around for 5 years. There's a lot of stuff I don't know.”
Walter Matthau - Mr. George Wilson
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“I appreciate your curiosity but my agenda doesn't concern you.”

Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor