“You must tell me all about yourself, in every detail, but oh, so slowly, so very slowly, so that it takes a very, very long time.”

Anthony Andrews - Sir Percy Blakeney

“- Newt Dobbs: Gus, are you sure the Captain is my father?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Yep, he is.
- Newt Dobbs: He ain't never mentioned it.
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Well, Woodrow ain't much of a mentioner.”
Ricky Schroder - Newt Dobbs
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“I got a cactus in my bathroom but we got nothing to say to each other.”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say “Let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say this”. Well you're dead now, so shut up.
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper

“Love you say? Well love is another matter.”
David Bennent - Gump