“- Josh Kovacs: The average apartment in the Tower costs 5.6 million dollars. We have the best views, the most advanced security systems, but you know what these people are really buying?
- Rick Malloy: White neighbors?”
Ben Stiller - Josh Kovacs

“- Jim Evers: Honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard.
- Sara Evers: Well, some people have swimming pools, others have private cemeteries. It can happen.”

Eddie Murphy - Jim Evers
Marsha Thomason - Sara Evers

“- Oz Oseransky: Damn it, Jimmy. What the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me?
- Jimmy Tudeski: Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants...
- Oz Oseransky: Oh my God.”
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“- Jimmy Livingston: I'm Jimmy.
- Chloe: I'm Chloe.
- Jimmy Livingston: Chloe! The whore next door!
- Chloe: What? Where did you hear that?
- Jimmy Livingston: My Mom, she teaches me everything.
- Chloe: Well, really, she got it wrong. I'm actually more of a bitch than a whore.
- Jimmy Livingston: A bitch. Oh yeah, a bitch. Absolutely a bitch.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Jimmy Livingston
Marley Shelton - Chloe

“- Marcus Burnett: We're your new neighbors.
- Mike Lowrey: Don't be alarmed, we're negros.”
Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Mike Lowrey