“When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“I may already be dead, just not typed.”
Will Ferrell - Harold Crick

“I remember my mother when she was dyin', looked all shrunk up and gray. I asked her if she was afraid. She just shook her head. I was afraid to touch the death I seen in her. I couldn't find nothin' beautiful or uplifting about her goin' back to God. I heard of people talk about immortality, but I ain't seen it.”
Jim Caviezel - Pvt. Witt

“Mrs. Rosemont shouldn't say anything bad about my mother! She's in heaven 'cuz she's good!... Jesus doesn't take bad people.”
Marc Marut - Johnny McFarley

“- Rev. Graham Hess: What are you thinking about?
- Bo Hess: Why do you talk to Mom when you're by yourself?
- Rev. Graham Hess: Makes me feel better.
- Bo Hess: Does she ever answer back?
- Rev. Graham Hess: No.
- Bo Hess: She never answers me either.”

Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess
Abigail Breslin - Bo Hess