“Look at it! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, man! Let me go out there and let me get one wave, just one wave before you take me in. I mean, come on man, where I am I gonna go? Cliffs on both sides! I'm not gonna paddle my way to New Zealand! Come on, compadre. Come on.”
Patrick Swayze - Bodhi

“- Happy Gilmore: A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football?
- Chubbs: My Momma wouldn't sign the permission slip. Said it might be a little too dangerous.
- Happy Gilmore: Yeah, good call.”
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Carl Weathers - Chubbs

“You're heading for the Olympics; I'm heading for broken bones.”

Linda Blair - Terry Barkley

“There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is dead!”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“- Adrian: Why did you train with Hector?
- Diana Guzman: Because I want to.
- Adrian: Aren't you afraid of getting hurt?
- Diana Guzman: What, and you're not?
- Adrian: No, it's just, it's a dangerous sport.
- Diana Guzman: I didn't make the cheerleading team.”
Santiago Douglas - Adrian
Michelle Rodriguez - Diana Guzman