A little girl once called me: "Please mommy, not him".
Norm MacDonald - Lucky

“- Enrico Pollini: I am Enrico Pollini. Now, I know what you are thinking... Enrico is a girl's name.
- Owen Templeton: No I wasn't.
- Enrico Pollini: No pun intended.
- Owen Templeton: What pun was that?”
Rowan Atkinson - Enrico Pollini
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Owen Templeton

“- Paula Pokrifki: Zack, when you're through with a girl, what do you do? Do you say something or do you just... disappear?
- Zack Mayo: I’ve never had a girl.”
Debra Winger - Paula Pokrifki
Richard Tiffany Gere - Zack Mayo

“- Karin Carter: He's got a gun.
- Madison Carter: What were you doing in the car with him?
- Karin Carter: Talking about baseball.”

Kaley Cuoco - Karin Carter
Kelly Lynch - Madison Carter

“A normal man, given a group photograph of school girls and asked to point out the loveliest one, will not necessarily choose the nymphet among them.”
Jeremy Irons - Humbert Humbert