I never woke from this coma, and I never will. I am what doctors call "persistent vegetative" - a vegetable. According to medical experts, I could stay like this for a very long time - brain dead, body better than ever.
Glenn Close - Sunny von Bülow

“- Evan Lake: You have a disease of the blood. My disease is in the brain.
- Muhammad Banir: What sort of disease?
- Evan Lake: I'm forgetting things.
- Muhammad Banir: There is a lot to forget.”
Nicolas Cage - Evan Lake
Alexander Karim - Muhammad Banir

“- Chris: You know, it might be a good thing. Like, she might wake up with a new skill. Like, my cousin, blacked out once, and then, when he came to, he thought he knew a different language.
- CJ: Did he?
- Chris: No. Apparently, it was... It was just gibberish that he made up. It was brain damage.”

Kurt Braunohler - Chris
Bo Burnham - CJ

“We need to start treating the patient as well as the disease.”
Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“- Doctor: Your testicles have grown to the size of Florida oranges.
- Maxxx Orbison: Don't you think I notice that? Tell me something I don't know, you cocky prick!
- Doctor: I am going to have to amputate your pee pee.”
Lloyd Kaufman - Doctor
Michael Dean Jacobs - Maxxx Orbison