“- Madman: Are all painters crazy?
- Vincent van Gogh: Only the great ones.”
Niels Arestrup - Madman
Willem Dafoe - Vincent van Gogh

“- Carly Jones: This Vincent guy is quite the artist.
- Wade: Yeah. I think this Vincent guy needs therapy.”
Elisha Cuthbert - Carly Jones
Jared Padalecki - Wade

“Fuck Picasso.”
Ed Harris - Jackson Pollock

“- Herman Mankiewicz: It won't be easy having made your masterpiece at 26.
- Orson Welles: Is that what you think - that I'm just going to burn out at the ripe old age of 26?
- Herman Mankiewicz: All stars burn out, Orson. It's the flame that counts.”
John Malkovich - Herman Mankiewicz
Liev Schreiber - Orson Welles

“Artists are always appreciated more after they're dead!”
Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor