“Why don't you get back into that sardine can of yours and go, go vacuum the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?”
Tatum O'Neal - Amanda Whurlitzer

“I don't know when my parents began their war against each other - but I do know the only prisoners they took were their children.”
Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo

“- Danny Muldoon: You came home late. You were arguing and I woke up. I was scared. I didn't know what was going on, so I listened in at the door.
- Rose Muldoon: A little spy.
- Danny Muldoon: Come on, I was only 12.
- Rose Muldoon: Spy!”

John Candy - Danny Muldoon
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon

“- T.J. Krupp: My dad treats my mom like dirt.
- Matt Finley: And my dad's coming up on his second year with Louise.
- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: So?
- Matt Finley: So he always divorces in his second year, you know that, it's like clockwork.”
Herbert Russell - T.J. Krupp
Mooky Arizona - Matt Finley
Kyle Howard - Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf

“I'm DMZ. That's what my parents call me. It means demilitarized zone. When they throw things at each other I'm off limits.”
Rebecca Smart - DMZ