“- Mitch McDeere: What led you to law school?
- Avery Tolar: It's so far back I don't think I can remember.
- Mitch McDeere: Sure you can, Counsellor.
- Avery Tolar: I used to caddy for lawyers and their wives on summer weekends. I looked at those long tan legs and just knew I had to be a lawyer. The wives had long tan legs, too.”
Tom Cruise - Mitch McDeere
Gene Hackman - Avery Tolar

“- U.S. Reporter: Hey champ how come you don't use a trainer anymore?
- Eric Sloane: I got my kid brother in my corner for now. He says he's gonna be a vet, I say he's gonna be a lawyer, or I’m gonna kick his butt!”
Mark DiSalle - U.S. Reporter
Dennis Alexio - Eric Sloane

“Oh, you know, the usual. Defending the rights of my broken hearted clients and try to squeeze every single penny out of their miserable cheating spouses.”
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“- Jason Kelly: Being a corporate lawyer, you know, it's got its upsides.
- Dick Kelly: You know what I'd rather do?
- Jason Kelly: What?
- Dick Kelly: I'd rather let Queen Latifah shit in my mouth from a fucking hot air balloon.”
Zac Efron - Jason Kelly
Robert De Niro - Dick Kelly

“- Alex: I won't say a single solitary slovo unless I have my lawyerhere. I know the law, you bastards.
- Police Inspector: We'll have to show our little friend Alex here that we know the law too, but that knowing the law isn't everything.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
Lindsay Campbell - Police Inspector