“- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: You know, you're quite an attractive man.
- Frankie Madison: Keep goin'.
- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: How far do you want me to go?
- Frankie Madison: I'm at the plate. You're doing the pitching.”
Kristine Miller - Mrs. Alexis Richardson
Burt Lancaster - Frankie Madison

You're one of the "a cappella girls". I'm one of those "a cappella boys", and we're gonna have "aca-children". It's inevitable.
Skylar Astin - Jesse

“- Will: Eva was telling me that there are no men at this party that she's attractred to.
- Albert: That's ok, there's no one here I'm attracted to either.”
Ben Falcone - Will
James Gandolfini - Albert

“You deserve so much better in your life. You deserve me.”

Jude Law - Gigolo Joe

“- Dr. Lily Sinclair: So, is this how you seduce all the girls?
- Eddie Kasalivich: Only physicists with hypothermia who are accused of being a terrorist.”

Rachel Weisz - Dr. Lily Sinclair
Keanu Reeves - Eddie Kasalivich