“She's the girl you'd like to double-cross your wife with.”
Jean Negulesco On Marilyn Monroe

“- Charles Ray: That's my parking space! Can't you see I'm blind?
- Wheels: Hey, I'm more handicapped than you! I can't even make love to a woman.
- Charles Ray: I can never find one! Now move it!
- Wheels: Hey, that's our parking spot!
- Patti: Great physical beauty can be a handicap, too.”

Cullen G. Chambers - Charles Ray
Brian Batytis - Wheels
Sara Eckhardt - Patti

“I advise women on their lipstick, base and eyeliner. But you should all know about make-up. Your wives must be geishas.”

Gennie Nevinson - Deidre Chambers

“- Paul Biegler: She's a very pretty woman, your wife...
- Lt. Frederick Manion: A man gets used to the ways his wife looks.”
James Stewart - Paul Biegler
Ben Gazzara - Lt. Frederick Manion

- John Converse: If you really want to know, I think she's pretty moral, basically.
- Antheil: "Pretty moral, basically?". Oh, Jesus. What a couple of yo-yo's.

Michael Moriarty - John Converse
Anthony Zerbe - Antheil