“- King Marchand: You were all-American! I never saw a rougher, tougher, meaner, sonofabitch football player in all my life.
- 'Squash' Bernstein: Boss, if you didn't want the guys to call you queer, you became a rough tough sonofabitchin' football player.”

James Garner - King Marchand
Alex Karras - Squash' Bernstein

“- Lucas: Just give me one chance. One play.
- Coach: Get out of here, I said. Get off of the field.
- Lucas: I'll make you a deal. You have nothing to lose. They're whipping your ass, anyway.
- Coach: Listen to me...
- Lucas: Put me in, I'll never come back, I swear. Just let me play today. You have nothing to lose, just let me in.”

Corey Haim - Lucas
Guy Boyd - Coach

“- Maggie: You could have gotten killed.
- Lucas: Did we win?
- Maggie: No way.
- Lucas: Boy. They sure were big.
- Maggie: I don't want you ever playing football again.”

Kerri Green - Maggie
Corey Haim - Lucas

I sucked so bad they used to pick me after the white kids. They used to say "Man I can't believe I picked a nigga that can't play".

Chris Rock - Caretaker

“Football and drugs. A perfect Saturday afternoon.”
Rhys Ifans - Iki