“- Aladar: Hey, little guy! He looks just like me!
- Neera: Meet your dad. He's not as crazy as he looks.”

D.B. Sweeney - Aladar
Julianna Margulies - Neera

“- Gru: I'm a father now, with responsibilities, and a legitimate businessman. I'm developing a delicious line of jams and jellies.
- Silas: Jams and jellies?
- Gru: Oh, attitude. That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. And here's a tip: instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.”

Steve Carrell - Gru
Steve Coogan - Silas

“What's the matter? You're pacing like an expectant father with the clap.”
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Lillian Meechum: Your father is very nervous about this game. Look at me, young lady! Look at me! You've got to interpret the signals he gives off!
- Mary Anne Meechum: No problem! He always gives off the signals of a psychopathic killer, so it really doesn't matter how you interpret them!”
Blythe Danner - Lillian Meechum
Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Anne Meechum

“If you want to be cool, first you pull your headband into the cool position. Then you just lean back, put this hand in your pocket and then you wave this hand behind you like you just cut one and you’re trying to shoo away the stinch.”
Cheech Marin - Rudy