“- Hannah Warren: Christ, five million cigarettes are murder on the lungs.
- Bill Warren: When you were younger you were the healthiest girl I knew. What happened?
- Hannah Warren: With Nixon in the White House, good health seemed to be in bad taste.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hannah Warren
Alan Alda - Bill Warren

“- Katarina Stratford: You're not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke.
- Patrick Verona: I know, I quit. Apparently they're bad for you.”
Julia Stiles - Katarina Stratford
Heath Ledger - Patrick Verona

“- Rudy: Why are you smoking?
- Terry: Because it's bad. Don't ever do it.”
Rory Culkin - Rudy
Mark Ruffalo - Terry

“- Bridget Rossiter: More and more workers insist on the right not to breathe secondhand smoke.
- Steve Everett: And more and more scumbags don't care.”
Christine Ebersole - Bridget Rossiter
Clint Eastwood - Steve Everett

“I am smoking cigarettes and some of my friends have died of them, but I am not downing a quart of Scotch in fifteen minutes. Looked at that way, cigarettes are actually a health tool!”