“The awful thing about life is this: everybody has their reasons.”
Jean Renoir - Octave

“Bad things happen to good people all the time, Andy, for no reason whatsoever.”

Alec Baldwin - Jed

“- Charlie Mortdecai: What is in it for me, as they say?
- Inspector Martland: Do it for Queen and country.
- Charlie Mortdecai: No! ... All right, Queen and country, travel and living expenses, reasonable overhead.
- Inspector Martland: Done!”

Johnny Depp - Mortdecai
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Martland

“For all of my career, I've been trying to catch people after they do something horrible. For once in my life, I'd like to catch somebody before they do something horrible.”
Denzel Washington - Doug Carlin

“- Marsha Dwiggins: Will you ever kill anyone again, Karl?
- Karl Childers: I don't reckon I got no reason to kill nobody.”
Sarah Boss - Marsha Dwiggins
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers