- Jonah: What was I supposed to say? "Yes, Walter, I am sort of fucking your wife"?
- Lonnie Fox: Is that what we're doing, sort of fucking?
Paul Simon - Jonah
Joan Hackett - Lonnie Fox

“- Robby Ross: Come on, Nat, you don't consider a roll in the hay with your secretary adultery?
- Natasha: What do you call it, shorthand?”
George Segal - Robby Ross
Jacqueline Bisset - Natasha

“Just forget you ever saw it. It's better that way.”

Billy Ray Cyrus - Gene

“You kissed him! At My Parents’ house! On my wedding day!”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“If he's stupid enough to cheat, the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught.”
Eva Mendes - Sara