“- Hal: What are you doing?
- Mauricio: I am rescuing you.
- Hal: From what?
- Mauricio: From what? From a pack of stampeding buffalo, that's what!”

Jack Black - Hal
Jason Alexander - Mauricio

Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise", "low-fat", and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“Something is wrong here; can't you see that? Strange boxes arrive during the night. Babs stops laying but they don't take her to the chop, and now they're giving us extra food. Don't you see what's happening? They're fattening us up. They're going to kill us all.”

Julia Sawalha - Ginger

“If you're going to be the cook on this ship, Mr. Silver, I am definitely going to need bigger pants.”
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat

“- Roper's Manager: You got stop eatin' this stuff and be in some kind of shape!
- James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper: Oh, I'm in shape! I'm round!”
Albert Hall - Roper's Manager
Damon Wayans - James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper