“Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel!”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Prof. William Kilbane: You come pounding on this door again and I'll have the law on you.
- Inspector Lestrade: I am the law.
- Prof. William Kilbane: Then stop barging in and out of my room like a chambermaid.”
Frederick Worlock - Prof. William Kilbane
Dennis Hoey - Inspector Lestrade

“You are really on my very last nerve. You are a mind-boggling pain in my ass.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Royce

“You better fix that damn watch. And you rich girl, we know you have money. Put that damn diamond away. And you British guy, if you are going to live in this country you better go see a damn dentist about that stink-ass breath. You smell like hot garbage.”

Marlon Wayans - Darryl Witherspoon

“Nobody likes a monkey on his back: I had three, and they were cramping my style. I was gonna' have to lighten the load.”
Mel Gibson - Porter