“The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.”
Sir Sean Connery - William Forrester

“Have you ever seen an orchid, how it floats in the water, so delicate and beautiful? When a woman gets an orchid, well, she feels like she's floating on a cloud of infinite possibilities.”
Chris Noth - Ben Cooper

“- Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?
- Jessica Spencer: You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?
- Monique: Barfing more.”
Maria-Elena Laas - Bianca
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Ashlee Simpson - Monique

“- Brian: You're offering me a job?
- Doug: Uh huh.
- Brian: The waitresses hate me!
- Doug: You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin

“- Jeanne: Why do you hate women?
- Paul: Because either they always pretend to know who I am, or they pretend I don't know who they are, and that's very boring.”
Maria Schneider - Jeanne
Marlon Brando - Paul