“- Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.
- Jim Levenstein: Thanks, Dad.
- Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.”
Eugene Levy - Jim's Dad
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“I'm very happy to be here. I love my country. I miss my parents. Mom, dad, they're treating me alright here.”

Brian Geraghty - Fergus

“- Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] Dad always had a way of making us feel special. Like the time I dug a hole.
- Darryl Kerrigan: Go on, tell them Dale.
- Dale Kerrigan: I dug a hole.
- Sal Kerrigan: Oh good on you Dale.”
Stephen Curry - Dale Kerrigan
Michael Caton-Jones - Darryl Kerrigan

“If you can't be proud of what you do, go and sell shoes. Do something else.”
Simon Baker

“I'm always praying for a part that would be something that I could be really proud of.”
Siobhan Fallon