“- Neil Shaw: You can never spend too much on good intelligence.
- Robert Bly: Or a good hooker.”
Wesley Snipes - Neil Shaw
Michael Biehn - Robert Bly

“- Edward Fletcher-Wooten: How do you know so much about so much?
- Nick Mercer: I’m a hooker.”
Jack Davenport - Edward Fletcher-Wooten
Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer

“- Marie-Antoinette: Where does she come from?
- Aunt Sophie: From every bed in Paris.”

Kirsten Dunst - Marie-Antoinette
Shirley Henderson - Aunt Sophie

“Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!”
Cheech Marin - Chet Pussy

“How can a slut be beautiful? The Mona Lisa is beautiful, the Statue of Liberty is beautiful, the Grand Canyon, the first day of spring, a new fallen snow-that's beauty, but a slut is just slutty, right?”
Michael Imperioli - Scary Caller #30