“- Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum?
- Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
- Dan Marino: You're a weird guy, Ace. Weird guy.”
Dan Marino - Dan Marino
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“- Lani Aliikai: Can I ask you something personal?
- Cody Maverick: Lani, we're in the shower together! Y'can say whatever you want.”

Zooey Deschanel - Lani Aliikai
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“- Buzz Lightyear: I must pause for a moment of silence in honor of my ship.
- XR: Oh, please, Buzz! It was just a hunk of metal!
- Mira Nova: OK, and you are...?
- XR: In seriousneed of some personal space.”
Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Larry Miller - XR
Nicole Sullivan - Mira Nova

“The only privacy that's left is the inside of your head. Maybe that's enough.”
Jon Voight - Thomas Brian Reynolds

“- Claire Standish: Why didn't you want me to know that you are a virgin?
- Brian Johnson: Because it's my business, my personal business.
- John Bender: Well, Brian, it doesn't sound like you're doing any business.”
Molly Ringwald - Claire Standish
Anthony Michael Hall - Brian Johnson
Judd Nelson - John Bender