“This life I live in regal splendor seems a waste. If I could help father, instead of just sitting at his side. If I could help just one person, maybe then he'd understand there's more to me, I'd be doing something useful.”
Jennifer Beals - Princess YumYum

“Look at that house. That's bigger than that hometown I grew up in.”

Tim Conway - Dr. Tart

“Be it ever so humble, there's no place like a three-and-a-half million dollar home!”
George Segal - Barry

“- Grandfather Disguisey: Who are you now?
- Pistachio Disguisey: The question is not who I am, the question is who are you? I'm Prince Lali Jhamba from the Ringy Dingy Heights near Bombay, Calcutta and New Delhi, India. India. India.”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Clark Griswold: There's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works.
- Audrey Griswold: Works? What does she do, Dad?
- Clark Griswold: She queens... and vacuums.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Dana Hill - Audrey Griswold