“This is all just a way station on the road to promised eternity.”

Matt Damon - Management

“There's a time when you can share and you hold hands and be on the same path. But there's always a fork in the road... at some point. And sometimes you have to go on one part of the fork and they gotta go on the other part of the fork.”
Alan Tudyk - Gerhardt

“- Elliot Richards: I, Elliot Richards, hereafter known as the Damned - the Damned?
- The Devil: How about the Darned, sound better?”

Brendan Fraser - Elliot Richards
Liz Hurley - The Devil

“Led Zeppelin was wrong, man. There is no stairway to heaven.”
David 'Shark' Fralick - Brad Deville

“When you're young you think you're blazing a trail. One day you look down and notice it's a beaten track.”
James Fox - Ferguson