“- Lorraine: Hi Mike, I'm Lorraine.
- Mike: Like the quiche.
- Lorraine: Like the quiche? That's a really original joke.”
Heather Graham - Lorraine
Jon Favreau - Mike

“- Weird Al: Hi. My name is Allen, and I'll be your waiter this afternoon.
- Enid: Hi, Al.
- Rebecca: Can we call you 'Weird Al'?
- Weird Al: I'd imagine so.”
Ezra Buzzington - Weird Al
Thora Birch - Enid
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca

“- Olive Oyl: What kind of name is that anyway? Popeye? Pretty strange.
- Popeye: What kind name is Olive Oyl? Its sounds like some kind of lubricants.”
Shelley Duvall - Olive Oyl
Robin Williams - Popeye

“- Elvin Clyde: Who did you go as?
- Peter Appleton: A horny young man.”
Bob Balaban - Elvin Clyde
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“Thought is real. Physical is the illusion. Ironic, huh?”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Albert Lewis