“Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“In just a few hours you can be assured of going down in history as the Typhoid Mary of Oz. G'day.”
Dougray Scott - Sean Ambrose

“- Connie Conehead: I think I'll have some Tang.
- Prymatt Conehead: Ah Tang, the drink astronauts took to the moon.
- Beldar Conehead: Astronauts to the moon?”
Michelle Burke - Connie Conehead
Jane Curtin - Prymatt Conehead
Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead

“It is time to change history.”
Gordon Currie - Nicolae Carpathia

“Below the skin of history are London's veins. These symbols, the mitre, the pentacle star, even someone as ignorant and degenerate as you can sense that they course with energy and meaning. I am that meaning. I am that energy.”
Sir Ian Holm - Sir William Gull