“I don't think I would be an actor if I was that intelligent.”
Peter Boyle

“I'm so extremely intelligent that it's actually harmed my career as an actor. Actors are supposed to be cattle.”
James Woods

“For the most part, young actors in Hollywood are actors by default. They're morons.”
Matt Damon

“- Mouth: [examining coins in the well] President Lincoln... George Washington... Martin Sheen...
- Stef: Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot!
- Mouth: Well, same difference. I mean, he played Kennedy once.”
Corey Feldman - Mouth
Martha Plimpton - Stef

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.”
Bill Cosby