“I don't think race or country matters a damn. What matters, Colonel, is justice. Which is why I'm here. I'll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I'm Kilrain and I damn all gentlemen. There is only one aristocracy, and that is right here [points to his head]. And that's why we've got to win this war.”

Kevin Conway - Sgt. "Buster" Kilrain

“- Count Von Rittenberg: Captain Hayes!
- Captain Bully Hayes: Admiral!
- Count Von Rittenberg: Count!
- Captain Bully Hayes: Whatever!”

Grant Tilly - Count Von Rittenberg
Tommy Lee Jones - Captain Bully Hayes

“I'm a genuine countess with a lot of dough, and if that's your wife she's a tub of guts.”
Zoe Caldwell - The Countess

“- Satine: I can't believe it. I'm in love. I'm in love with a young, handsome, talented duke.
- Christian: Duke?
- Satine: Not that the title's important, of course.
- Christian: I'm not a duke.
- Satine: Not a duke?
- Christian: I'm a writer.
- Satine: A writer?”
Nicole Kidman - Satine
Ewan McGregor - Christian

“- Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: I am a baron.
- Miles Massey: Yes, but do you not also hold a day job? Paying job. A... uh, a square job.
- Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy: Well, one has to live. I am the concierge of Les Pantalons Rouges at Bad-Gadesbourg in the canton of Uri.
- Miles Massey: And what does that job entail?”
Jonathan Hadary - Heinz, the Baron Krauss von Espy
George Clooney - Miles