“When the nurse leaned over him, he did this to her. [pulls out a photo] The doctors managed to reset her jaw, more or less. Saved one of her eyes … his pulse never got above 85, even when he ate her tongue.”

Anthony Heald - Dr. Frederick Chilton

“The cow hasn't been born yet that can give birth to the bull that can hurt me!”
Tyrone Power - Juan

“- McCoy: It never rains but it pours.
- James T. Kirk: As a doctor, you of all people should be aware of the dangers of reopening old wounds.”

DeForest Kelley - McCoy
William Shatner - James T. Kirk

“- Ellen Griswold: I think I broke my nose.
- Rusty Griswold: I stabbed my brain.
- Audrey Griswold: I just got my period.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“- Kellie Frost: They say it's not when you get hurt bull ridin', it's how bad.
- Lane Frost: Naa, the bulls don't want nothin' to do with ya. They just wanna buck you off and get on with there business. A'sides... people'll heard you a lot sooner.”
Cynthia Geary - Kellie Frost
Luke Perry - Lane Frost