“- Justice Dan Snow: She wants me to disqualify myself because I won't go down there and sit through that pile of crap?
- Chief Justice Crawford: Uh, well, uh...
- Justice Dan Snow: So its crap. What if it is crap? That's not the point. Crap's got the right to be crap.
- Chief Justice Crawford: Drop the legal language, Dan.”
Walter Matthau - Dan Snow
Barnard Hughes - Chief Justice James Jefferson Crawford

- Marla Stewart: Could you say one sentence without the word "fuck" in it?
- Capt. Gregory Fanducci: Sorry. Would you like a Pez?
- Marla Stewart: No.
- Capt. Gregory Fanducci: Best fucking candy in the world!
Joan Severance - Marla Stewart
Peter Riegert - Capt. Gregory Fanducci

“I'm a Christian, Beck. I'm sure that seems like probably a joke to you, but I find your language personally offensive.”

William Forsythe - Arthur Kressler

“I'm telling you something's going on here. I'm telling you something big is happening here, and all that grabs you is my language? What the fuck is the matter with you?”

Don Johnson - Jerry Beck

- Tony: Hey, she's pretty sweet kiddo, Butch. You take a Tony's advice and settle down with this-a one, eh?
- Lady: "This-a one"?
- Tramp: This-a one... this-a... Oh! Tony, you know. He's-a not-a speak-a English-a pretty good.
George Givot - Tony
Barbara Luddy - Lady
Larry Roberts - Tramp