“You like 'cause your son is a fag'? ”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Billy Butcherson: [to Winifred, after finally freeing his mouth] Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!
- Billy Butcherson: [to Max] I've waited centuries to say that.
- Max: Say what you want; just don't breathe on me!
- Winifred Sanderson: Billy! I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasence!”
Doug Jones - Billy
Omri Katz - Max
Bette Midler - Winifred

“I'm gonna make you eat dirt, you soap bubble, I'm gonna make you beg for somebody to help you let go. You may mean the world to your mother but you're a...”

Glenda Farrell - Florence

“- The Virginian: If you want to call me that, smile!
- Trampas: With a gun against my belly, I always smile!”

Gary Cooper - The Virginian
Walter Huston - Trampas

“- Beth: The police are here.
- D-Fens: Beth, did you know that in some South American countries it's legal to kill your wife if she insults you?”
Barbara Hershey - Beth
Michael Douglas - D-Fens