“- Han Sing: What's your name?
- Trish: You think I want you calling me?
- Han Sing: I don't have a phone.
- Trish: Yeah, well dead giveaway. Besides, you drive like shit.”
Jet Li - Han Sing
Aaliyah - Trish O'Day

“- Seth: You know you shouldn't be looking at me like that, it could be sexual harrassment.
- Buddy Amaral: I wasn't looking. Besides, I'm not gay!
- Seth: Yeah, but I am.”
Johnny Galecki - Seth
Ben Affleck - Buddy Amaral

“As far as the whole lesbian thing goes. If you do ever think about hoppin' the fence, promise you'll give me a call first.”

Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?
- Vampira: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, no, I'm just a transvestite.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Lisa Marie - Vampira

“In this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker