- Vince Larkin: [while in the surveillance truck] That's William Bedford, aka "Billy Bedlam".
- Smoke: The mass murderer?
- Vince Larkin: The same. He caught his wife in bed with another man. Left her alone, drove four towns over to his wife's family's house. Killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters, even her dog.
John Cusack - Vince Larkin
Don Charles McGovern - Smoke

“In our town, we like to know the facts about everybody.”
Frank Craven - Mr. Morgan

“I'm to be examined, undressed, and generally humiliated at 15 cents a copy.”

Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

Your assignment will be Spy's most sensational achievement - Tracy Lord. Big game hunting in Africa, fox hunting in Pennsylvania. Married on impulse and divorced in a rage. And always unapproachable by the press. "The Unapproachable Miss Lord", "The Philadelphia Story".

Henry Daniell - Sidney Kidd

“I like to keep my ears open. It's amazing what you can learn listening to chatter.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart