“Don't you laugh, damn you! Don't you laugh! I say like yourselves scream in endless and unendurable agony! Their skin rotting and peeling! A fireball spinning in their screaming guts! I know! Oh yes, I know!”
Godfrey Quigley - Prison Chaplain

“- Guy Fleegman: I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
- Fred Kwan: Guy, Guy, maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that?
- Guy Fleegman: Plucky?”
Sam Rockwell - Guy Fleegman
Tony Shalhoub - Fred Kwan

“Insert laughhere.”
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle

“Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and I'll give ya something to cry about you little bastard!”

Jeff Goldblum - Mitchell Kane

“They say there ain't no gravity there [on the moon]. Maybe if we get high there, we'll never come down.”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy