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“- José Jalapeño: Purple bastard.
- Peanut: Mexican condiment.
- Jeff Dunham: A condiment?
- José Jalapeño: I do not use them.
- Peanut: You don't?
- José Jalapeño: And neither did your mother.”José Jalapeño is a jalapeño and Peanut is a purple monkey
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(Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself)
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