“It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it, so you do the math.”

Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“I keep telling these guys, it's got nothing to do with me. It depends entirely on the woman, and how willing she is to discover her infinite supply of orgasms.”

Donald Sutherland - Jerry O'Neill

“It happens to everyone... men, mean. We're lucky... women, I mean... we can fake it if we have to.”

Lesley Ann Warren - Norma Cassady

“One woman used up only 3 minutes, and another used three 2-hour tapes.”

James Spader - Graham Dalton

“Now I know why girls like horses.”

Keri Lynn Pratt - Cherie Claymon