“I love my job. I don't even get paid to be here. In fact, I would pay to be here. So if these people don't like it here, they can just get the fuck out.”
Trent Haaga - Jerry

“Mike asked me tonight if I loved the job like I did before, and for the first time in my life, I didn't know what to say.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Jack Morrison

“It's unrealistic for a man with a fine mind to go on working year after year at a job he can't stand. Coming home to a place he can't stand, to a wife who's equally unable to stand the same things.”
Kate Winslet - April Wheeler

“Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.”
Anjelica Huston - Morticia Addams

“What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall