“Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.”
Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz

“- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum!
- Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911!
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: My daughter tried that. I hit her so hard she dialed 919!”
Tyler Perry - Mable 'Madea' Simmons
Keke Palmer - Nikki

“- Loomis: She was shaking; her whole body was shaking.
- Sheriff Ben Meeker: Every time a little girl twitches I'm supposed to call out the national guard...
- Loomis: How many people did he kill last year? Have you forgotten? Your own daughter!”
Donald Pleasence - Loomis
Beau Starr - Sheriff Ben Meeker

“- Murad Krasniqi: I have nothing against you. You didn't kill my son, but your husband did. Now he betrayed you by choosing to save your daughter instead of you. He left you here like a dog.
- Lenore: At least my daughter is still alive.”
Rade Serbedzija - Murad Krasniqi
Famke Janssen - Lenore

“- Gene Watson: Who are you?
- Mr. Smith: I'm the guy who'll kill your daughter if you don't get moving.”
Johnny Depp - Gene Watson
Christopher Walken - Mr. Smith