“- Detective McBain: Man, you're picking up bad habits left and right.
- Douglas Hall: Must be the stress.
- Detective McBain: Then you'll need a carton.”

Dennis Haysbert - Detective Larry McBain
Craig Bierko - Douglas Hall

“I wish you wouldn't smoke. We should never have sent you to America, you picked up such appalling habits there.”

Oliver Cotton - King Haroak

“I don't smoke, you quit drinking, Bob here wouldn't even dream of lusting after a woman... between the three of us, we're practically Jesus.”
Kevin Spacey - Larry Mann

“- Imogen: Post-collegiate life, half full or half empty?
- Al Connelly: Half empty.
- Imogen: I'd have to go with half empty too. Your greatest accomplishment since I last saw you?
- Al Connelly: Making friends with a spider.
- Imogen: Vices?
- Al Connelly: Shampoo.”
Julia Stiles - Imogen
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Al Connelly

“It is kind of you to indulge your elders in their vices. Just as I indulge the young in theirs.”
Sir Ian McKellen - James Whale