“- Frank Walker: Yeah?
- Athena: You want to know why you could never make me laugh?
- Frank Walker: Why?
- Athena: Because you're not funny.”

George Clooney - Frank Walker
Raffey Cassidy - Athena

“- Darnell Lewis: Let's see your mad dog face!
- [King bursts into tears]
- Darnell Lewis: What are you doing, James?
- James King: Sad Dog. I think that's a strategy that could work, don't sexually harass me I'm already sad...”
Kevin Hart - Darnell
Will Ferrell - James

“Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.”
Kirsten Dunst - Mary

“I've avoided commitment because I'm afraid I'll be emotionally dominated by my lover or equally sad that I dominate him. I guess that seems kind of strange, huh?”

Shannon Tweed - Dr. Margo Hunt

“What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor.”
Robin Williams - Patch Adams