“I left a can of Spam in your refrigerator... I hope your Brewers Yeast doesn't take it personally.”

Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“- Lesley: I'm pathetic. You know, I've dreamt of being a Broadway actress since I was a little kid. And now I'm here. And I'm not a Broadway actress. I'm still just a little kid. And I keep waiting for someone to tell me I made it.
- Laura: [Sincerely] Hey. You made it.
- Lesley: I did?
- Laura: Sadly it was with Mike Shiner, on a fake motel bed.”
Naomi Watts - Lesley
Andrea Riseborough - Laura

“- Eric Murphy: We can't finish the movie without money.
- Ari Gold: Really? Because I thought we could finish it with Fruit Loops.
- Eric Murphy: You're funny.”
Kevin Connolly - Eric
Jeremy Piven - Ari Gold

“Seriously guys. If the consoluate ordered a pizza it would've been there by now.”
Pablo Schreiber - Kris 'Tanto' Paronto

“- Timon: That worked like a dream.
- Pumbaa: It did?
- Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?”

Nathan Lane - Timon
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa