“I don't know what's worse: getting blown up in nuclear war or having a 7-11 on every corner.”
Christian Slater - Brian Kelly

“- Gen. Trau: Colonel Braddock, is it not true that during the war there was a price on your head of 5,000 American Dollars?
- Col. James Braddock: It was more like 20,000. Why don't you tell us why there was a price on my head?
- Gen. Trau: For your war crimes, of course.
- Col. James Braddock: For killing assholes like you!”
James Hong - Gen. Tran
Chuck Norris - Col. James Braddock

- Maj. Joe De Lucca: The war was made-to-order for you, Martin. You stole from both sides with equal grace.
- Shelley Martin Webber: Listen, which was the greater immorality? My petty crimes, or the war itself?
- Maj. Joe De Lucca: "Petty crimes"? You're lucky you weren't shot!
John Cassavetes - Maj. Joe De Lucca
Max von Sydow - Shelley Martin Webber

“You know who's going to inherit the Earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. That's the secret to survival. Never go to war. Especially with yourself.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“Following orders is not a defense to a war crime.”
Ralph Fiennes - Ben Emmerson