“- Nikki Finn: Hey, a mall! Ha ha!... As long as we're here, can we go in for a few seconds? I can't go back to Philly without any presents for my mom - she thinks I've been shopping.
- Louden Trott: For four years?
- Nikki Finn: Mm-hmm. So I can't exactly go back empty-handed, 'cause it isn't very nice.”
Madonna - Nikki Finn
Griffin Dunne - Loudon Trott

Every father says the same thing: "Where's your mother?".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Amanda Kirby: All right Eric, I'm gonna leave you just for a minute, okay? Then you're gonna be right behind me, okay?
- Eric: Mom... I've been alone in a water truck for eight weeks. I think I can manage the next two minutes without you.”
Téa Leoni - Amanda Kirby
Trevor Morgan - Eric Kirby

- Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: He just wants to know that you don't hate him.
- Beth Jarrett: Hate him! How could I hate him? Mothers don't hate their sons!

Donald Sutherland - Calvin
Mary Tyler Moore - Beth

“I want kids that love me as much as I hated my mother.”
Elizabeth Ashley - Diane Freed