“Brinkley is my dog. He loves the streets of New York as much as I do, although he likes to eat bits of pizza and bagels off the sidewalk and I prefer to buy them.”
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox

“It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.”
DJ Qualls - Kyle

“- Rusty Griswold: Mom, my sandwich is all wet.
- Ellen Griswold: They're all wet... oh God! The dog wet on the picnic basket.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“- Alex: Haven't you even had a dog?
- Benson: A few times.
- Alex: Didn't they have names?
- Benson: Just something to eat.”
Farrah Fawcett - Alex
Harvey Keitel - Benson

“- Colt: I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum Tum because he'll eat anything.
- Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.”
Max Elliott Slade - Colt
Chad Power - Tum Tum