“When I was young I really wanted to change the system. I was ready to fight. I was going to be the best, no matter what. Once you get caught up in the game, you suddenly realize the system you wanted to change actually changed you. I lost my way.”

Jamie Foxx - Nick Rice

“- Hale Chidduck: Do you believe in karma?
- Joe Sarno: Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice.”
Scott Wilson - Hale Chidduck
James Caan - Joe Sarno

“Medical books aren't written about losers!”
Laurence Fishburne - Thrax

“- Leah: Wow, this is huge.
- Osmosis Jones: Don't be all impressed, 'cause 99% of that is just sugar you know.
- Leah: Yeah, and 99% of you is just stupid.
- Osmosis Jones: Ooh, like I haven't heard that one before.”
Brandy Norwood - Leah
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise", "low-fat", and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming