“Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche?”
Carmen Electra - Michelle Lopez

“- Pongo: Come on, kids! Roll in the soot!
- Penny: You mean you want us to get dirty?
- Pepper: Did you hear that, Freckles? Dad wants us to get dirty.
- Cadpig: Mother, should we?
- Perdita: Do as your father says.
- Pepper: This'll be fun!
- Cadpig: I always wanted to get good and dirty!”
Rod Taylor - Pongo
Sandra Abbott - Penny
Cate Bauer - Perdita

“Water softens up the dirt.”
Kevin Bacon - Tom

“Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.”

Dennis Hopper - King Koopa

“Let me explain something to you, son. You fix this place up on Monday, Friday it's back the way it was. You put in plumbing, they put chicken bones down the toilet. Put in heat, they piss in the hot air ducts!”
Vincent Gardenia - Big Lou Kritski