A woman has an orgasm, it's like a fuckin' earthquake, right? I was doing this one Bertha once, I swear to God it was like a 7.5. It's like I'm lookin' at my dick, going, "Jesus Christ, why can't you do that?".
Ron Livingston - Trent

“- Lauren Goodhue: Ryan and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! My body tingled orgasm after orgasm...
- Sergeant Orono: Lady, I just asked for your name.
- Lauren Goodhue: Oh... Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.”
Kelly LeBrock - Lauren Goodhue
Benjamin Ratner - Sergeant Orono

“- Denise: Cindy if, uh, you don't go back to bed... Santa won't come.
- Tommy: He's not the only one.”

Linnea Quigley - Denise
Leo Geter - Tommy

“- Regina: Make me cum. Make me cum. Make me cum.
- Alfredo Berlinghieri: Come on, you can't cum. An elephant couldn't make you cum.
- Regina: All I need is a real man!”
Laura Betti - Regina
Robert De Niro - Alfredo Berlinghieri

I think the doorbell's heard my wife shout "I'm coming" more than I have these days.
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Peter McGowan